Moltz

So, Gruber links to a video of Roger Ebert demonstrating his new electronic voice which is made from old recordings of his real voice. It’s a touching video from Oprah that I didn’t think twice about watching at work while I was eating lunch.

Then I scrolled down to the comments and about the fifth one in appeared to be a picture of a man in leather straps humping a watermelon. I can’t be sure because I clicked away so fast that only part of the light from the screen actually made it to my eyes, but that pretty much says about everything you need to know about the value of comments, doesn’t it?

1. The voice we use when we’re pretending to be him talking is that of Pterry from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. I can’t remember which dog I started that with, but to me all dogs have had that voice since the late ’80s.
2. When Hank is not around, his speech becomes profanity-laden. E.g. “If someone doesn’t take me for a fucking walk I’m just going to start grabbing shit off the counter. This is fucking bullshit, man.”
3. He did get a nice long walk this morning.
4. He is a good boy. A rascal, but a good boy.