Blow up balloons.
Or blow a bubble with gum.
I’ve tried. My ears feel like they’ll pop off. Nothing.
But I can pretty much burp on demand.
So. What can’t you do?
(I can’t make this an official question because the iPhone client doesn’t give me that option.)
I can’t skate. Ice or otherwise. And I’ll take anyone near me down with me.
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bike Ski (water or snow) Skateboard Rollerblade Ice Skate Really, anything that requires balance. Also not be socially...
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skate. Ice or otherwise. And I’ll take anyone near
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Let’s see… I also can’t...think that’s more lack of technique and not caring for gum...
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I can’t do a cartwheel or dive. No matter how hard I try, I have never been able to do either one. I can, however, raise...
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I CAN’T… stick my tongue out and touch the tip of my nose with it. swim. go on one day without turning something normal...
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I can’t… rollerskate backwards whistle do a flip-turn in a pool
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you people are all loons and that I love you for it. BASICALLY I CAN DO EVERYTHING.
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can’t… whistle roll my r’s (emz called it) stay awake a moment longer
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be girly. I don’t know how to put on makeup, I don’t know how to have good hair or how to dress like a normal adult...
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whistle with my fingers. I...get no satisfaction.
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