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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Not drawn to scale.</description><title>Moltz</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @moltz)</generator><link>http://johnmoltz.com/</link><item><title>Not much. Just randomly listening to music.

What’s up...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz557xEHts1qzr3dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not much. Just randomly listening to music.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What’s up with you, Kelly?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/442044214</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/442044214</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:28:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>potjie:

Imagining the drinks Moltz and SeoulBrother are probably having right now as I’m home alone...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://potjie.tumblr.com/post/440278672/imagining-the-drinks-moltz-and-seoulbrother-are"&gt;potjie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imagining the drinks Moltz and SeoulBrother are probably having right now as I’m home alone with all 3 kids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am amazing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And thirsty.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just me so far. Drinking a Manny’s and making a “WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE TONY STARK” desktop.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/440287285</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/440287285</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:00:15 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>If you’ve gotta wear glasses…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3gg9wKEC1qzr3dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you’ve gotta wear glasses…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/440105658</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/440105658</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:36:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahmarvel:

via zombres</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3c35ARj01qzhyyao1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahmarvel.tumblr.com/post/439914378/via-zombres" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fuckyeahmarvel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://zombres.livejournal.com"&gt;zombres&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/439936415</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/439936415</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:13:19 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>weselec:

(via starehard)

[nerd] Why isn’t there a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz10ocwS3p1qzecfno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weselec.tumblr.com/post/437212543/via-starehard"&gt;weselec&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://starehard.tumblr.com/"&gt;starehard&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[nerd] Why isn’t there a kick-ass CGI version of &lt;i&gt;Watership Down&lt;/i&gt; yet? [/nerd]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/437263494</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/437263494</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:13:48 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I'll watch Bull Durham if Weselec watches Big Trouble in Little China</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://swamibooba.tumblr.com/post/436269808/ill-watch-bull-durham-if-weselec-watches-big-trouble"&gt;swamibooba&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was four when the movie came out…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GO TO YOUR ROOM.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/436280773</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/436280773</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:49:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I'll watch Bull Durham if Weselec watches Big Trouble in Little China</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weselec.tumblr.com/post/436202400/ill-watch-bull-durham-if-weselec-watches-big-trouble"&gt;weselec&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://swamibooba.tumblr.com/"&gt;swamibooba&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
I watched the trailer, and I gotta tell you, I don’t think it’s in the cards.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s a good chance &lt;i&gt;Big Trouble in Little China&lt;/i&gt; would come off dated if you’ve never seen it before. It’s one of my favorite movies ever, but it was made before &lt;i&gt;Buffy the Vampire Slayer&lt;/i&gt; and any number of other tongue-in-cheek kung fu/horror entries.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Still, Kurt Russell is &lt;i&gt;awesome&lt;/i&gt; in it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“You know what ol’ Jack Burton says at a time like this?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Who?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Jack Burton! &lt;i&gt;Me!&lt;/i&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/436247972</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/436247972</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:31:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"I wish future me could come back and tell me not to eat all of those noodles. And to not drop out of..."</title><description>“I wish future me could come back and tell me not to eat all of those noodles. And to not drop out of college, but mostly the noodles.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/baileygenine/statuses/10003173085"&gt;Twitter / Bailey&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/427676370</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/427676370</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:00:31 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>atsween:

Twitter: The Criterion Collection
What if Twitter…...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9917412&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9917412&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9917412&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iamyourcanadianboyfriend.com/post/427039857/twitter-the-criterion-collection-what-if"&gt;atsween&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/9917412"&gt;Twitter: The Criterion Collection&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;What if Twitter… came to life?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We asked some of our friends to film their favorite tweets. We didn’t care how they did it. They could read it. They could act it. They could do it with puppets. Whatever they wanted. The only rules were it had to be a tweet written by someone else and it had to contain the entire tweet and nothing but the tweet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is what they gave us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We hope you enjoy it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/poeks"&gt;@poeks&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/sween"&gt;@sween&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Soooo much better than when the Germans read them.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/427301281</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/427301281</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:52:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Wow, I feel like I’m on to something here. On the left is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqt4wkby61qzr3dao1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wow, I feel like I’m on to something here. On the left is my iPhone in a &lt;a href="http://joby.com/store/gorillamobile/3g"&gt;Gorillamobile&lt;/a&gt; (which, full disclosure, I got for free in my Macworld Expo speaker bag, but I do think is awesome) perched on the arm of a chair with &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Beginning-Ruby-Novice-Professional-ebook/dp/B0017UEQU2/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&amp;m=AG56TWVU5XWC2"&gt;a Ruby on Rails book&lt;/a&gt; showing in the Kindle app. On the right is my MacBook Pro with irb running in the Terminal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Boss.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Of course, instead of learning programming I’m writing about my setup.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But, fuuuuuuuuuuck. Check out that sweet setup.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Oh, and that’s one of &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thetwilitekid/sets/72157607831483602/"&gt;Robert Andersen’s amazing photos from Iceland&lt;/a&gt; as my desktop picture.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/425694972</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/425694972</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:41:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’ve said it before. If Clifford was a Big Red Cat, everyone would be dead."</title><description>“I’ve said it before. If Clifford was a Big Red Cat, everyone would be dead.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/badbanana/statuses/9953747445"&gt;Twitter / Tim Siedell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/425580009</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/425580009</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:39:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>So, Gruber links to a video of Roger Ebert demonstrating his new electronic voice which is made from...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, &lt;a href="http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/03/02/ebert-voice"&gt;Gruber&lt;/a&gt; links to a video of &lt;a href="http://videogum.com/148961/roger-ebert-the-best-finally-gets-his-voice-back/yay/"&gt;Roger Ebert demonstrating his new electronic voice&lt;/a&gt; which is made from old recordings of his real voice. It’s a touching video from Oprah that I didn’t think twice about watching at work while I was eating lunch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then I scrolled down to the comments and about the fifth one in appeared to be a picture of a man in leather straps humping a watermelon. I can’t be sure because I clicked away so fast that &lt;i&gt;only part of the light from the screen actually made it to my eyes&lt;/i&gt;, but that pretty much says about everything you need to know about the value of comments, doesn’t it?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/422556160</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/422556160</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:34:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"I remember the night I first met barbecue potato chips. It had rained that day."</title><description>“I remember the night I first met barbecue potato chips. It had rained that day.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/samhey/statuses/9836792574"&gt;Twitter / Sam Hey&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nailed it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/421394360</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/421394360</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:59:24 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"While I was double dipping between the salsa and guacamole I started to weep. Is the closest..."</title><description>“While I was double dipping between the salsa and guacamole I started to weep. Is the closest I’ll get to a 3-way ass to mouth?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/SeoulBrother/statuses/9752670340"&gt;Twitter / Albert&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/416834404</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/416834404</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:43:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>via wcatwc.arh.noaa.gov
Zoinks.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyihx9nm7R1qzr3dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://wcatwc.arh.noaa.gov/chile/chileem.jpg"&gt;wcatwc.arh.noaa.gov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Zoinks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/415711162</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/415711162</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:58:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>White shadow.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf6tyeLAz1qzr3dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;White shadow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411945719</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411945719</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:05:58 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy birthday, Adam. GUESS WHERE MY HANDS ARE.
(Answer:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf31rSdLz1qzr3dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy birthday, Adam. GUESS WHERE MY HANDS ARE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Answer: they’re on my “trackpad”.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(With apologies to Robert Anderson.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411808253</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411808253</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:44:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>B00m h34d5h0t!!1! Lincoln (via BoingBoing)
Violates my loose...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyeyzqYGXX1qzr3dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;B00m h34d5h0t!!1! Lincoln (via &lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/02/25/cash-graffiti.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29"&gt;BoingBoing&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Violates my loose rule to not reblog BoingBoing because you already saw it there, but I simply &lt;i&gt;cannot stop laughing at this&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411669520</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411669520</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:16:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>About the dog</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The voice we use when we’re pretending to be him talking is that of Pterry from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. I can’t remember which dog I started that with, but to me all dogs have had that voice since the late ’80s.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When Hank is not around, his speech becomes profanity-laden. E.g. “If someone doesn’t take me for a fucking walk I’m just going to start grabbing shit off the counter. This is fucking bullshit, man.”&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;He did get a nice long walk this morning.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;He is a good boy. A rascal, but a good boy.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411599267</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411599267</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:28:03 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Who’s got no thumbs and is in my office wondering when the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyeqnxoFMC1qzr3dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who’s got no thumbs and is in my office wondering when the fuck someone is going to take him for a walk this morning?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS GUY.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411422636</link><guid>http://johnmoltz.com/post/411422636</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:16:45 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
